Best Strip Club To Go To After Christmas Shopping

You did good. You got toys for the nieces and nephews, books for the parents, and you navigated Anthropologie to find something for the special lady in your life. You deserve to see the other special ladies in your life at Cabaret Gentlemens Club in Flatiron. It's close to anywhere you'll need to go for holiday shopping, so drop the presents off at the coat check and take a seat. Soon, a beautiful woman will offer you a shoulder massage and rub out the kinks you earned battling your fellow consumers for that must-have gift and from hauling bags through the slush. Table dances are only $20, so you don't have to worry about plunging your family into economic turmoil during the holidays just because you wanted some extra attention. Most importantly, the girls are good-looking enough to make you forget about the hectic commute back home. If your wife or girlfriend asks why you smell like lotion when you return, smile and say, "I was at Kiehl's." 35 East 21st Street, 212-254-2444, cabaretnewyork.com (10010)

Source: The Village Voice

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